Sleepwalking my way through life: Jack the whore



Jack the whore

Things that have happened in the past twenty-four hours:


My desire to own a penguin has increased dramatically.

My music collection has also increased dramatically.

I have marvelled for a full fifteen minutes at the view from someone’s window.

I have discovered that Norwegian people can’t buy hard alcohol until they are 21.

I have discovered that Norwegian people have never tried Jack.

I have discovered that Norwegian people thoroughly enjoy my friend Jack.

I have experienced my first live lesbian kiss.

I, once again, kicked ass in a theological debate.

I experienced my second live lesbian kiss (documented via photos).

I had a very deep and meaningful conversation in someone’s hallway.

I drunkenly rambled about things that I thoroughly wish to forget about.

I have decided to quit smoking before I properly start.

I listened to my first bagpipe duet.

I discovered that foreigners find Scottish accents devilishly attractive.

I discovered that I really really really hate having a hangover.

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3 Comments:

At 1:02 pm, Blogger Elisabeth Ice Cream said...

Penguins rule.

Oh, and Elizabeth Nancy Drew looks hawt.

 
At 2:55 pm, Anonymous Jules said...

You SMOKER, never *ever* moralise to me again! Hmmph. :)

 
At 10:57 pm, Anonymous brendan said...

I wouldn't smoke if I were you. Or if I were me.

 

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