Sleepwalking my way through life: Innuendo!



Innuendo!

"This is why I hate musicians, it's always easier for you guys to get laid."

"What?"

"Think about it. A girl comes up to you and asks 'What do you do?', you tell her you're a musician and then bring out your guitar. She'll be all over you in seconds. Musicians are so much hotter than writers, you and your bloody instruments. What do I have?"

"You have a pen."

"Oh, that's rich. I tell her I'm a writer and I bring out a pen. She'll stare at me for a few seconds before wandering off and finding a musician to talk to."

Pause.

"I think you have a very nice pen."
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2 Comments:

At 1:37 pm, Blogger Elisabeth Ice Cream said...

<3<3<3<3<3


I can be all over you in seconds!

 
At 7:53 pm, Anonymous Kiwi said...

Show me a pen and I shall fawn.

 

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