Emotionally Unavailable Anonymous
So I broke up with Jane yesterday. Again.
This time it was mostly on mutual terms, with only a few upsets on either side. Apparently I’m more of a bastard than I give myself credit (note: am working on that). Well, it was definitely a memorable break-up to say the least.
So yes, I think I’ll stay away from relationships for a while until I’ve figured out what makes me tick. That’s right ladies; I’m still off the market. Don’t worry, It’ll be ok. It’s all right to cry.
I’ll be normal again, eventually. Maybe. Eventually.
This time it was mostly on mutual terms, with only a few upsets on either side. Apparently I’m more of a bastard than I give myself credit (note: am working on that). Well, it was definitely a memorable break-up to say the least.
So yes, I think I’ll stay away from relationships for a while until I’ve figured out what makes me tick. That’s right ladies; I’m still off the market. Don’t worry, It’ll be ok. It’s all right to cry.
I’ll be normal again, eventually. Maybe. Eventually.
4 Comments:
Dude, normal is overrated. Dont become normal, become odd.
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Now now Joe, you should be completely honest with your blog readers, but I suppose memorable will do ;)
Thank God I'll still be around to slag of your hair, but I will miss the scar on the side of your head. Ha.
I agree (with Elisabeth). Normal is verging on bad in a boring way. Anyway, what's normal? No-one is normal!
But but but *bawls* I was just--sniff-hoping that maybe I could get over being single by raping your fine Euro ass. *sob sob sob*
Take it easy, dahling. :)
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