Sleepwalking my way through life: Emotionally Unavailable Anonymous



Emotionally Unavailable Anonymous

So I broke up with Jane yesterday. Again.

This time it was mostly on mutual terms, with only a few upsets on either side. Apparently I’m more of a bastard than I give myself credit (note: am working on that). Well, it was definitely a memorable break-up to say the least.

So yes, I think I’ll stay away from relationships for a while until I’ve figured out what makes me tick. That’s right ladies; I’m still off the market. Don’t worry, It’ll be ok. It’s all right to cry.

I’ll be normal again, eventually. Maybe. Eventually.
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4 Comments:

At 2:22 pm, Blogger Elisabeth Ice Cream said...

Dude, normal is overrated. Dont become normal, become odd.

huggers

 
At 2:27 pm, Blogger Jane said...

Now now Joe, you should be completely honest with your blog readers, but I suppose memorable will do ;)

Thank God I'll still be around to slag of your hair, but I will miss the scar on the side of your head. Ha.

 
At 2:47 pm, Anonymous Kiwiqueen said...

I agree (with Elisabeth). Normal is verging on bad in a boring way. Anyway, what's normal? No-one is normal!

 
At 3:51 am, Anonymous Bekka said...

But but but *bawls* I was just--sniff-hoping that maybe I could get over being single by raping your fine Euro ass. *sob sob sob*

Take it easy, dahling. :)

 

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