Sleepwalking my way through life: Technical difficulties



Technical difficulties

Note: This post is actually being written in the comfort of my own home – where I still have no internet – and will be posted the next day during a lecture. Maybe during English or Sociology or something.

Finally, after five days of being without the internet, I lug my Lapdancer into university to leech off their wireless network. Sadly my home is still severed from the world wide web, and I am left with using precious (ha!) lecture time to give a quick update on my current situation.

The ironically pathetic thing is that along with my sudden lack of internet I have a sudden urge to blog. I find myself spending the train ride to uni in a daydream of rants and topics I could explore. I could go on for hours about passports and debit cards and the astounding amount of books I need to read. But no. I am cruelly blocked off from my favourite and most used outlet, forcing me to retreat into written word and other offline ways of expressing my frustrations.

With any luck, the internet back home will correct itself within a few days and all will be back to normal. Also, with any luck, my back won’t snap under the strain of carrying the Lapdancer to and fro university every day (even though I love her/lust after her in every possible way, even I cannot deny that she is a heavy lass).
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