Sleepwalking my way through life: Wasting away



Wasting away

It’s so strange; I’m in a computing class, I’m sitting in front of a decent computer, I have unlimited access to high speed internet, and I want to kill myself.

IT101 they call it, but to many it’s known as the slow trip through Hell. We sit for the best part of two hours, learning the complex details of attaching a file to an email, learning what the tab button does, and the oh so confusing process of saving an image to your hard drive. The class is compulsory, so we are forced through seven weeks of this torture in order to pass our first year. But things are becoming more exciting as the class progresses and we learn how to attach clipart to a word document… Oh! And next week, if we’re lucky, we’ll be taught all about spreadsheets!

Hand me my gun please.
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At 7:21 pm, Anonymous Universities and Colleges Automated Suicide said...

Thank you for calling the Universities and Colleges Automated Suicide hotline. You will need a touchtone phone to operate the menus.

To book your hitman, please select one of the following options.

Please have your credit card details to hand. All applications cost ?15.

Press ONE for quick and painless deaths, including poisoning
Press TWO for DIY, including instructions on construction and operation of crude firearms.
Press THREE to be connected to a Customer Advisor. This is the long drawn out method.
If you have forgotten your U-C-A-S password please also press THREE

To hear your options again, press the HASH key.

Thank you for calling U-C-A-S.

 

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