Sleepwalking my way through life: WhoreSpace



WhoreSpace

01:29

Now that I have expelled some creative juices for the time being (ooh… that sounds dirty), I am going to go ahead and rant about one of the most rehashed subjects in the history of the internet.

You guessed it right everyone; I’m going to go off my nut for MySpace.

I really do not understand it. You make an account and you fill in a profile; all fair and normal. You add some friends, upload some pictures and comment on each others sites; that’s fairly normal too. You neglect IM services to talk through MySpace, you post bulletin after bulletin asking people to comment your pictures, you configure you sites to cause epileptic fits; now you have lost me.

Yes, it is very true that I once owned a MySpace. It was a dark site with a gothic angel in the background, hardly any pictures and even fewer friends. I checked it every once in a while, letting it fall into disrepair with messy code and lack of updates. I didn’t care about it at all really, until one day that I happened to be on it and I stumbled across a bulletin.

The subject read “I just found out, I’ve got cancer” and me (being the nice guy I am) clicked on it to go to her site and give her my condolences, When I clicked on it, the message opened and read:

“Ha ha, just kidding. But can you please comment on my pictures?”

And so buh bye went MySpace. I did not want to be anywhere near anything that could associate me to someone as low as that.
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2 Comments:

At 1:36 am, Anonymous Jules said...

I would just like to point out that an Orkut member is yet to give a false alarm vis-a-vis a deadly illness.

 
At 1:59 am, Anonymous Matt said...

You, sir, are SPOT-feckin'-ON.

I despise MySpace with a deep passion - those invitation e-mails and everything.

At last someone agrees :)

 

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