Sleepwalking my way through life: And only one makes it?



And only one makes it?

"During ejaculation a mature healthy man can produce over fourty thousand sperm that swim into the womans vagina." The tv factually announces, showing a large group of sperm swim around in a delightful fashion.

I stand up from the couch and look at Mum.

"I think I have some homework that might need doing. Upstairs. At this very moment in time."

When I come downstairs an hour later the tv is showing an educationally vivid image of a baby crowning.

"Wow, I never realised how interesting this floor is! Hey Mum, isn't this floor interesting?"

Bad timing or what?
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2 Comments:

At 11:11 pm, Anonymous Kiwiqueen said...

Heh heh *cackles*

There's nothing more embarrassing than watching things like that when parents are there. Even worse was when I was on holiday, and Tipping the Velvet was on. I realised about 20 minutes in that the program had lesbian qualities, and....*shock horror* showed some very graphic lesbian sex scenes. The whole family was present, down to the little brother, who just didn't understand. I wanted the ground to swallow me up.We were all to embarrassed to get up and change the chanel, so we sat through the whole thing.

My dad tried to drown out the sounds by tapping his foot really loudly, and whistling.

 
At 11:53 am, Anonymous Elisabeth Ice Cream said...

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud!

 

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