Sleepwalking my way through life: The pins fear me.



The pins fear me.

Another Friday update.

This week has been better than expected, although to be honest I cannot remember Monday for the life of me. We did creative writing in English, and talked about due dates... But the rest has left me.

On Tuesday I had Marie round at my house. We sat and watched Garden State before talking for hours on end. It was great and I didn't want it to end, but unfortunately it always does. She ran for the taxi in the rain while I was banging my confused head off the door. It was a very good day, but that doesn't mean I have to understand it.

I spent a good chunk of Wednesday in the Town Centre, wandering around looking for ideas for Mothers Day and Chris' birthday. I bought myself a ton of new pens to replace the old ones that, mysteriously, keep going missing. I also bought a new notebook for English since I've now started paying attention in class. It looks sexy when I keep things looking tidy.

Maddy's Birthday Bash is tomorrow. It consists of thirty plus people going bowling before heading to China Buffet King for an all you can eat buffet of immense proportions. Maddy is joining her party with Steven's (Laura's boyfriend), hence the huge numbers. It should be fun. I've already challenged Gary to a battle of the Bowling Gods. A tenner is in for the winner, so I'm going to be ten pounds richer this weekend.

I know that this blog is empty and devoid of real substance, but I have nothing deep to write. I'm defragmenting my brain and I need to sort similar thoughts next to each other in order to make proper sense of everything that is going on.

And then I'll be able to get that new processor...
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23 Comments:

At 9:37 pm, Anonymous A.Person said...

JOE IS A TWAT! Honestly, get a grip of yourself. No one cares about how your week was.

 
At 12:19 am, Anonymous Dan said...

GTF, K? McBitch.

 
At 5:46 pm, Anonymous A. Person said...

Get a grip, maybe she wouldnt have left you if you hadnt been sat on your arse whining about nothing to anybody ya sad freak. you are a twat. fucksake honestly

 
At 7:58 pm, Anonymous Marie said...

What I find extremely sad is the fact that all u have to do on a sunday afternoon is read someone you dont likes blog. If you dont like someone then thats fair enough; but then why would you give them amunition by admitting you're a sad, lonely, pathetic freak, with no other friends who clearly has nothing better to do. So shut the fuck up!

 
At 9:01 pm, Anonymous Jennifer said...

Who ever the hell you are dont pretend to be me its just lame! At least come up with another name other than A.Person you retard!

 
At 11:18 am, Anonymous Dan said...

Lol @ that last comment.

 
At 2:57 pm, Anonymous (name not supplied) said...

Aye hilarious "Dan" we are all just killing ourselves laffing!!!

 
At 3:26 pm, Anonymous A.Person said...

Joe, get a real hobby. Seriously, no one cares about how pathetic your life is. "YOU ARE A TWAT"

 
At 3:35 pm, Anonymous A.Person said...

Fuck off Marie. No-one likes you either. And Dan, what can you say? Tim!

 
At 3:37 pm, Anonymous A.Person said...

Fuck off Marie! No one likes you either. And Dan, what can you say? Tim!

 
At 9:13 pm, Anonymous Marie said...

"No one likes you either"...either?? omg u really are pathetic...now you're ADMITTING no one likes you? u are a fucking 'tard u know that?

And you dont know anything about me other than from this blog. I have heard ALL about you, from several different people i may add...and all of them described u pretty much as i have previously described you...sad cow.

 
At 11:06 am, Anonymous Jennifer said...

Im i getting the blame for this?

 
At 11:16 am, Anonymous Jennifer said...

Also jest in case Marie you were refering to me in your last comment then let me say that you dont even know me either. None of you's actually went on last year all you have is this blog to give you a one sided opinion of what event on. And let me add this happens to be someone that likes english and just loves dramatise things to make everything look much worse so dont bloody start on me you "sad cow"!!!

 
At 9:40 pm, Anonymous Marie said...

It was you that posted those comments? I so thought it was the charlotte one?...ah well I hate you as much now since you called me that.

 
At 12:06 pm, Anonymous Jennifer said...

I care

 
At 10:17 pm, Anonymous "the charlotte one" said...

Marie, who the hell do you think you are going about thinking you have the right to call me a "fucking tard" and "sad cow". FYI i had absolutly nothing to do with any of the A.Person stuff. You have a bloody cheek to go on about people judging you from what they have read from this blog and you go ahead and judge me from what other people have said, nice contradiction of urself there!

 
At 2:31 pm, Anonymous (name not supplied) said...

No come back then?

 
At 11:13 am, Anonymous Joe said...

No one cares anymore.

-Joe

 
At 8:41 pm, Anonymous Marie said...

"people judging you from what they have read from this blog and you go ahead and judge me from what other people have said, nice contradiction of urself there!"

1) On what planet does that constitute a contradiction? if you could read fucktard you would have seen that what i said was: "you dont know anything about me other than from this blog. I have heard ALL about you, from several different people" Should you care to re-read it you will notice that what I was stateing is that I have more evidence about you from well-informed sources than you have about me.

2) To the person who is clearly too much of what i can only describe as a 'woose' to provide a name. I realise from the response of "that charlotte one" (who i still dont like but possibly can agree with on the basis that she sounds pretty sure she is not the afore mentioned tosser who is a woose) that you may not actually be said 'charlotte one'...in any case it doesnt detract from your 'fuck-tardness.' Furthermore why should you care as to whether i respond to anything 'the charlotte one' has posted? If you are not in fact the charlotte one then it only makes it yet more tragic that you should need these people to fight your arguments for you while you hide behind a cloak of anonymity (which is a moot point cause frankly i still think you ARE the charlotte one.) But in case you may not understand the concept of my lack of response i will clarify it for you. Some of us have lives and do not spend all our time online reading blogs....some of us have lives outwith that. Some of us therefore did not read said response made by 'the charlotte one' until this evening.

3) Dont say no ones cares Joe. I care....These people are complete fucktards. Please can you get round to changeing the system so as you can remove their comments.

 
At 10:31 pm, Anonymous Dan said...

I'm merely commenting to bring the total twenty, as it is a round number.

*nods*

 
At 10:06 am, Anonymous Jennifer said...

You must have a lot of free time to sit and write all that.

 
At 11:49 am, Anonymous Joe said...

I changed the coding, so now I can delete their comments any time I want. But I choose not to. I think that it is infintely funnier to sit and read this over and over again, laughing at how immensly pathetic some people can be. I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't really like being called a wank or a bastard or anything, it's just incredibly funny that people are sad enough to shout out such 'abuse' just because they can get away with it.

Whoever doesn't supply their name here is a coward. The only reason you're shouting things at me is because you're too chickenshit in real life to come out and say it yourself. Because, you know, it's funny to hit people with sticks when they've got a blindfold on. No wait, I mean pathetic.

This is also the reason why no body seems to email me when they want to insult me. Like I've said before, it's clearly visible at the side. I'm ready to read them and respond to them. But I suppose that if I had their email then I would know who they are, which would ruin the whole point in insulting at all wouldn't it? And besides, what's the good of trying to insult someone if no one else can see you do it?

So, like I said before, I am not going to delete these comments. Besides, this post will be off the main page in the next couple of days, so if anyone wants to read this little three ringed circus that we've got here they'll have to click on a few links, and I doubt anyone (bar me) will bother their ass to do that. However, any and all abusive quotes in future posts will be deleted as soon as I get the chance.

Have a nice day folks.


-Joe

 
At 11:59 am, Anonymous Joe said...

Oh, and I'll also edit any abusive comments in future posts, just for my own amusement. Check out "So I'm not sleepwalking anymore?" for a nice example.

-Joe

 

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