Sleepwalking my way through life: "Six"



"Six"

Wellity wellity wellity.

I log on to Guild Wars, ready to save the day form the evil Charr that plague the lands. My smile soon fades however as my cape loads up. The symbol, a work of sexiness, the cape itself black with ragged tears at the bottom. Although the cape is sexiness personified, it's what it represents that saddens me.

Back in my single-digit level days I recklessly joined a guild that had the coolest cape, disregarding the absolute fuckwits that wore it. I don't mean the members, I mean the leaders. They were two prime examples of noobs. They spoke like them, they acted like them, they even had a website like them. The fact that they were at maximum level only made it worse.

But today was a happy day. Today I was going to leave said guild, and after enquiring the problem about the streets of Ascalon, I recieved the directions needed and put them into effect.

"Unable to leave Guild."

Que?

"Unable to leave Guild. You are the leader and you cannot leave."

QUE?

So let me get this right. The noobs themselves realised how crap the guild was before abandoning it themselves? But sure, lets make the fifth person to join the leader!

Now I'm in two minds. I can either try and figure out how to leave this guild in order to go about as a rogue (Or join a better one, or perhaps MAKE one), or I can do the honorable thing and stay while trying to rebuild the fragments of this pile of shite.

It's a tough decision.

In other news, Gary's novel is coming along swimmingly. He's written quite a few pages with a good number of chapters. I'm looking forward to reading it.

Six
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7 Comments:

At 10:34 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe, I think I know what you're counting down to.....please don't if it's what im thinking of.


Dan x

 
At 9:28 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is it then?

 
At 10:06 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your face.

 
At 10:06 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No really, your face

 
At 10:47 am, Blogger Joe said...

Dan, mail me, if it's right then I'll tell you. But it's probably not right, so you're gonna have to wait too.

And Gary, it's YOUR face.


Joe

 
At 12:28 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why dont you just tell us

 
At 4:31 pm, Blogger Joe said...

Where's the fun in that?

 

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