Sleepwalking my way through life: "Piss the fuck off."



"Piss the fuck off."

It's Friday again, which obviously means one thing.

The stuffy library coupled with the never-ending drawl of Mr.Ramsay is almost sending me to sleep, but I have something to write and I'll be damned if I don't put it up here.

First off, I'd like to thank all the readers who provide constructive comments on my rambles of day to day life. It's thanks to you guys that I've been able to change this blog into the thing you see before you, making me spur on to try and make it that much better.

But, and this is a big but, I would like to tell all those other commentors a simple message. This message goes to all the spam, pointless and hate comments that I receive on my humble site:

Piss the fuck off.

No, I do not want to hear about Penile Extenders. I do not want to hear about Business Cards. I do NOT want to hear about Hurricane Katrina Victims (Though I do in fact feel sorry for them and their troubles). I do not want to hear about other blogs, where I can advertise my blogs, where I can get funny fonts for my blogs.

NO.

Now, here comes the best part, the one that I would especially like to express to all those hate mailers out there.

If you don't like the way I write then don't comment on the damn blog!

Simple, no? If you have something constructive to say, fine, bring it on. I dare say that this place needs some improvements. But if you just popped round to say "You suck." or "Ur website relly blws" then you have my highest recommendation to go shag yourself in Hell.

Jen. Chaz. I'm looking at you.

Now, my last post has received some feedback, and I feel mighty obliged to respond to it.

"Honestly?

Anyone that actually knows you knows that you don't strike up conversations with random taxi drivers. Nor does life ever sound so perfectly rehersed.

Quit living in your little dream world where you rule, cause you don't"


Well that stings a bit dear reader. But before I set off and tell you why you are wrong, I need to say something first.

Thanks for using (mostly) correct spelling and grammar (I appreciate that stuff). Thanks for forming your comment so it's easy to read. And thanks for using an insult that actually poses a question to be answered.

Now it's time for an ass kicking.

I do not lie on this blog.

Ever.

If I feel the need that I have to lie about something, I leave it out. Sure, I may get some details incorrect, and I may not remember the whole of a conversation so I just write the jist of it, but I do not lie. And you can have my word on that one.

Secondly, I'm glad that you know me. But if you haven't talked to me recently then you have no idea what I'm like. You don't know if I say "Hi" to random people on the street for a laugh, you don't know what I can do in the humor section of Borders, you don't know what I can and cannot do. Period.

And finally about the "rehearsed" aspect. Well, like I said before, I leave stuff out. And if the stuff I leave out makes me look like some super cool guy on here? Well so be it.

I'd like to apologies for all the other readers here. Regular programming will return shortly...
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10 Comments:

At 2:31 pm, Blogger Insane.Dilusional.Me said...

WOOOO!!!!
GOOOO MOOOJOOOO!!!!
CXX

 
At 2:46 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok its jennifer here. we never left that last post about the taxi driver etc. why do you always put the blame of everything on to us. for youre information i havent read your blog in ages i only came on after seeing you write it in modern studies and funnily enough you are still blaming us of everything that goes wrong in your life. get a life and quit blaming us for your mistakes.
jennifer

 
At 2:50 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh and by the way why dont you have a read at your previous blogs it clearly shows that it was never just me and charlotte that made fun of you it was others. we all ripped it out of each other and you gave it just as good as you got so dont start
jennifer again

 
At 4:02 pm, Blogger Hendersex said...

Oi, Joes blogs are interesting to read, and yes he does sound super cool, but jesus, its creative liscence and a lot i tounge in cheek.
Believe it or not, the things that he says happen actually do.
Leave the fucking guy alone, if you dont like it, dont read it, we aint forcing you....

 
At 5:24 pm, Blogger Joe said...

Jen, I'm not blaming everything on you. I'm blaming Chaz too.

But I guess I SHOULD apologise, seeing as I value the whole non-talking thing a lot more than the whole lets-shout-at-joe approach.

So sorry, I have no evidence that it was you, I was merely speculating that you two were the most likely culprits.

Happy?


Joe

 
At 10:07 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

listen gary you dont even know what you are on about ok? and joe why blame chaz aswell my god! when did we shout at you?

 
At 11:35 pm, Blogger Joe said...

You didn't which is why I value the whole non-talking thing. Sheesh.

Joe

 
At 11:56 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont sheesh me! and how come its just me and chaz that got the blame for everything?

 
At 5:37 pm, Blogger Joe said...

Wow, some people really can't handle a joke anymore can they?

 
At 12:03 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well you never could!

 

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