Sleepwalking my way through life: "Here's my message to feminists: Shut the fuck up."



"Here's my message to feminists: Shut the fuck up."

I believe that I'm due for a rant.

I haven't had one in a good long while, so before I give you my usual update of the mind-numbing boringness that is my life, I'm going to rant my socks off.

Today's topic: Girls.

Yes people, I am going to go with the ultimate cliché and talk about something that some blogs are completely devoted to. Although those blogs are complete crap I hope that mine is... better.

Disclaimer: Nothing in particular has brought this on. I was merely sitting on the train this morning thinking about things.

Take a deep breath people. I'm going in..

First off, I would like to thank girls. I am truly blessed to walk among such beauties that populate the world today. From the tall to the short, large to small, long haired to short haired, fair to dark, they are really something of wonder. With the a quick movement they can have a man under their spell in a matter of moments, a man who is powerless against her.

The scent can drive us mad. Bringing nostalgia from a single whiff in a crowded street.

The hair is so soft and sleek. Falling gently around their shoulders, or perhaps even done up in an intricate style that can only enhance her look.

The ass and breasts I need not mention, for they speak for themselves.

And those eyes. Those fucking beautiful eyes. Even though I wish for them to always be upon me, I also have flitting desires for them to look away for fear that I would melt infront of their glorious gaze.

It is at this point that I once again stress that this is not about one particular person, but of all girls in general.

Us men, we worship them. Every inch, every millimeter, every fucking cell is loved by us.

And now, I move onto the real reason of my rant.

We love them. We would do anything to please them. So why, why on earth, do they have to mind fuck us?

Seriously!

I have met more than my fair share of love-lorned guys out there. Hell, I've been one of them. So I want to ask the girls, why do they do it? I read a blog of a really fantastic guy, he's witty, smart and... well he's just a great guy. And up until a month ago he had a wonderful girlfriend who he adored.

For three out of the four year relationship she had with him, she was cheating on him. She didn't want to tell him incase it would hurt his feelings. Of course, he wasn't hurt at all when he caught them in bed.

His blog went from the daily tales of a carefree guy to the weekly gloom of a broken spirit. Now-a-days I'm lucky if he posts at all.

The point of the story is that he was a nice guy. A nice fucking guy. Do you know how rare a breed we are? And I always hear all about how girls prefer the nice guys over the other ones.

Well I see no fucking evidence of that.

But what I really really hate, infact almost despise, is how girls lead guys on.

Jesus. They make us believe that we have a chance. Even if it's the tiniest, most remote chance in the universe we still believe in it. That one day they might turn around and acknowledge us, or admit something to us, or anything at all! But no, they just continue on wrecking mindless havoc wherever they go.

One must get used to things never happening.

That's part two of my rant finished.

Now, onto feminists.

Okay, don't start screaming at me and calling me a woman hater or anything like that, just hear me out.

Here's my message to feminists: Shut the fuck up.

Listen, I'm all for women's rights and crap like that. Yeah, women should vote, they should get equal pay, they should be able to have most of the rights a guy has. That's right, I said most.

Believe me, you really wouldn't want all of them.

For instance, did you know that a when a male is sentenced to life he has to spend more time in prison than a female? Or that when you join the police males have to carry a hundred pounds worth of weights while women only carry fifty?

Didn't think so.

I mean, I suppose we do owe them slightly seeing as we have the Free Masons and all. But it still pisses me off.

The rant ends here people. I had more stuff to say but I've forgotten it all since this took so long to write...

You know what? Just ignore this post. Twould be easier on everyone.
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2 Comments:

At 3:34 pm, Blogger Jules said...

I asked a friend of mine about the mind-fucking. She shrugged and said, "Keeps him on his toes."

Hmm. No comment.

 
At 2:25 am, Blogger You know, that Laura person. said...

Hmm..

I was thinking about feminists the other day. I'm all for equal rights and pay and voting and all that.. but ehh, leave it where it is. Don't try to fix something that's not broken.

As to why girls cheat on nice guys? They're COWARDS. Too afraid to face someone and tell them... so they'd rather take the coward's way of doing it and just... not tell them.

Or they're just horrible people who were just using their boyfriend for stuff.

Guh.

 

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