Sleepwalking my way through life: "Except without my sexy links of sexiness."



"Except without my sexy links of sexiness."

And so I return to the masses.

After searching fruitlessly for the perfect blog skin, I gave up. There were some skins that were really amazing and would've looked great on here. But none of them really suited me. Well, except for the one with Alucard on the front, but that was in Java.
So I surrendered to the fact that I wouldn't find a good enough skin, so I decided to change the one I already had. Maybe change the font or the background picture or something. After I went into the template section my mouse crapped up on me and I clicked my way into the pre-made ones available from Blogger. I decided to take a look at what was there, you know, for funsies.
And I found this one. Don't get me wrong, it's a pretty simple Blog and I'm almost certain that about two hundred other people have this too. Except without my sexy links of sexiness.
It's got a dark background, and the text is readable. There are no tag boxes, no attention windows, no Java, and no goddamned Simple Plan ("LiKe OmG tHt SnG wS tTtLy WrTeN 4 Me!!11!1"). It even has a Previous Posts section! Now you can look at all my recent posts without having to scroll down! It's just sexy I tell you.

I'm thinking of changing the title too. I mean, "Sleepwalking my way through life" is pretty good, but I think that it needs a change. I had originally got that name from a Less Than Jake song.

"All my friends always talk about
The stories of moving on and getting out
Then packing up and heading south
Their heads full of hopes and dreams
They're just like me

So they're sleep walking their way through life
Sitting there and getting by
Like all the other friends of mine
Wishing for something more
Wishing for something more"
The Upwards War and the Down Turned Cycle - Less Than Jake


Tis a good song, and when I listened to it I was like "Yeah, that'd be a good header for a post." So I put it as a header. But then I thought it would be great as the title of the Blog, instead of the "Joe's Blog" that I had before. I liked it so much it even became my Gmail address.

Hmm, maybe I shouldn't change it.

I figured out how much I've spent over the past few weeks. £340 give or take. I've earned £420 so I'm still £80 in profit. Which means that out of the £150 I gave myself to spend at the end of summer, I've already spent... £120?
No, that can't be right. I haven't spent that fucking much have I?

Aaaahh shit I think I have.

I have nothing to show for it either. Well, I have my CD player, but everything else was on food and going out and stuff.
I'm going to start leaving my card at home from now on. And I am not going to buy anything at the weekends. Sure, I can go into Glasgow with my train pass, but I won't buy anything while there. No more fucking drinks or snacks at lunch. I'm not going to go to the cinema or anything like that.

Fuck, Halo is this weekend.

Ok, that'll be the last thing I go to. It's Chris' last tournament (I believe) and he's giving away almost two thousand quids worth of stuff as prizes.
AND HE'S SELLING A LAPTOP!
A Compaq 900Mhz laptop for £200. Not bad to say the least. I might phone him up about it and ask what the specifications are. He might have maxed it out with all the memRAM and RAm that he likes to stick into things.
For example, in the livingroom of his flat there are five computer towers with three screens. The hard drives put together have almost half a terabyte worth of memory, and the RAM is probably around three hundred gigahertz.
For all you non-computer people, that means it's a really good set.
And since he's a great with machines (like how he can chip an X-box in under three minutes) he might have put extra RAM and memory into the laptopdon't I don'y know. It's at least a year and a half old, so I don't know what condition it'll be in.

I'll ask him.

I also need to ask Feeney if he wants to go to it too. I haven't seen him all summer and it should be good to get him out of the house. I mean, he's probably given up golf and pool to play World of Warcraft fulltime. With any luck he'll be level sixty.
And I DVD's my DVDs back goddamit.
I let him borrow all three of my Lord of the Rings Extended Editions. And he hasn't given them back. And that was in MAY.

I best be off now, with work and all.

I really need to think of a good closing statement for these things. I mean, loads of people have a good way of finishing off a post or a rant by saying something really conclusive. Whether it be their name or some well wishing statement.
Hmm..

Stay safe folks.

...

Nah, that's crap.
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