Sleepwalking my way through life: "Dude, I want my DVDs back."



"Dude, I want my DVDs back."

I saw this on someone elses blog and I've been using most of the weekend to think up some good answers for it. Two of them might be about one person I think... If you can guess who you are (If you read this that is) mail me and I'll probably set you straight.
Or probably not in some cases.

A real update will follow this one.

TRY THIS: Write 10 statements intended towards 10 different people. Write about something you would never say to his/her face or something that you wished you had said when you got the chance, but didn't.

1. I resent you from when I was a kid. But at the same time I thank you for making me who I am. You've changed a lot over the years, and yet you're still the same. You're gone now, but it was always that way, wasn't it? I'll see you soon.

2. You're a git. You're a selfish, arrogant son-of-a-bitch. But you're fun to be around. I know this is a contradiction, but when you're in the mood you can be really generous and nice. But that's mostly when you're drunk to be honest.

3. We've had all our ups and downs, and you're alright I suppose. But I can never forgive you for what you did. Never.

4. Dude, I want my DVDs back.

5. I thought you liked me, and I thought I liked you. But now I see that you hate me, and I'm not too concerned for your well being anymore. We had a good, yet horrible thing at the same time. But I'll be damned if I don't miss you.

6. Please, stop talking about your friend. Yes, I know you like him. Yes, I know you want to have sex with him. Yes, I do know you like him. Lets talk about something else for a change. Believe me, it'll be more fun.

7. For the love of God, stop pissing about with my friends. If you're angry at me, fine, shout at me. Don't fucking dare drag the people I care about into this. I don't even know what you want to achieve, so just tell me so we can get this goddamn thing over with.

8. You. Are. Insane. And it's what makes you great to be around. You push me to do things that I would have never thought of doing before, and it's been so much fun. You've opened up a new world to me. Thanks.

9. You're just like me, except different. You have big ideas for the future, and while not all of them go together you're still determined to go through with them. Even through great adversery you still hold strong to your beliefs. In a way, I admire you, but there's no way in Hell I'll tell you that.

10. Last, but by no means least. You are the greatest friend I have ever had. I'd never thought it was possible, due to the circumstances, for that to be so, but it is. I know that you don't feel the same way about me, but I don't care... I could write pages and pages about you, but that wouldn't do justice, so here's a summary. You made me believe in something that I thought was dead long ago. You made me believe. And while that is an amazing thing in itself, it is also quite terrible. I'm sorry.

And here endeth the lesson.
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2 Comments:

At 4:57 am, Blogger You know, that Laura person. said...

10. Last, but by no means least. You are the greatest friend I have ever had. I'd never thought it was possible, due to the circumstances, for that to be so, but it is. I know that you don't feel the same way about me, but I don't care... I could write pages and pages about you, but that wouldn't do justice, so here's a summary. You made me believe in something that I thought was dead long ago. You made me believe. And while that is an amazing thing in itself, it is also quite terrible. I'm sorry.

Wow, that's pretty serious. Who's it about? Whoever it is is extremely lucky to have a friend like you... after writing such wonderful things about them, you're sorry? For what?

 
At 12:22 pm, Blogger Joe said...

Hahaaaa.
You know exactly who it's about. And nope, I'm not gonna say what I'm sorry for. That's just something I needed to say without them knowing what it was about.
:P

Joe

 

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