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MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME IS GAY!!!!!!!!

It really is!!
I'm dressing up as the Grim Reaper you see. And I picked out a scythe (Plastic),and I saw this ok looking costume looking thing in a card store. So I bought it today. Cost me about.... £15? Yeah, £15. I got a lot of jokes thrown my way for carrying the sycthe about.
"Where else can I put it?"
"Up your ass!"
Oh, how hilarious. Please stop me from giggling, I can't breathe. Get real.
So I walked home with this scythe by my side, getting a lot of looks as I pass. Yeah! It's a fucking scythe! Hey man, you don't look so good yourself. Is that a second head growing out of your nose? And you, let me see your face for a sec... HOLY SHIT!!! How many colours are on there!
So, I got home and throw my stuff down and watch "American High School Project" or something like that. And I read my magazine that just came through the door. And I'm feeling a little better. Then I pull out my costume and try it on. The good thing about it is that it isn't NYLON
Wait, did I say good thing? ITS FUCKING STRETCH STUFF. I put it on and instead of hanging loose it clings on to me. The arms are a little too short too. And another thing. IT ONLY GOES TO MY FUCKING KNEES. It's supposed to go to my ankles for Chrissake! Look! The man on the box has his to his ankles!
Oh wait.
Fuck the man on the fucking box.
And the hood is tiny! My head should disappear in it for Gods sake! It shouldn't reach my forehead and stop!!!

FOR FUCKS SAKE

I need to go places in that thing aswell! The school fucking disco and Frances' fucking party. I'm gonna need to wear black trousers, and a long t-shirt, and I need to stretch it out.
FUCK IT TO HELL

I was in a really bitchy mood yesterday too. I got home after a good day out with my friendlies and watched some tv. It was ok I guess. Until about 6. When I got bitchy. I just felt so fed up and fucked up. So I made dinner, and was better for a while. Then my mum came in. And I really went off.
She was like "Put away the dishes. Make your bed.Help me dry these pots. Clean up the living room"
Shut the fuck up! Chris has had his ass planted infront of that fucking pc ever since he got home, and HE isn't being asked to do anything. Leave me in fucking peace!
And I kinda snapped at her.
I didn't even remember what I said, or why i said it. I just snapped. And she got kinda hurt cos she thought I was mad at her for something. She got all happy at the end of the night though. Gave me chocolate.

Monday (The actual day) was fun too. Went out to Pizza Hut with Jen, Chaz and Dan. Dan was like 25mins late so we went in and started without him. It was funny though. He came in and Jen and Chaz shouted at him for some stuff that happened over the hols and he wouldn't order anything except a drink cos he was too scared to ask.
Twas funny
Then we walked around the centre and stuff. Jen and Chaz kept pretending that they fancied me and were pure trying to feel me up and stuff. Not seriously though. They were just being odd. And believe me. It was odd.
And I bought a new beads too. I was playing about with my old ones in Pizza Hut and the beads literally flew off it and onto my plate. So I got new ones for about £3. It came with a braclet thingy (Sp?) but I lost that...
Whoops.

I'm going to see Hamlet tommorow!
We're going with our English class into Edinburgh and going to see it. Twill be good. And I get half a day outta class.
^_^

Wow. This is a semi-long rant....

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